June 2012
29 posts
Okay so for April Fool's I printed out a bazillion... →
wowfunniestposts:
Only now I keep forgetting where I put them
and I keep running into him all over the joint
and it’s like
Clooney
Clooney pls
Clooney wat r u doin
Clooney why
this blog is epic
The only thing I can think about is being reunited with my best friends at the end of next week, bah. Look at them, they are so cute.
I can’t even… meh.
2 tags
My tolerance level for anybody's stupidity as of...
May 2012
266 posts
When you're the only roommate who ever buys toilet...
The Broadway sound is singing the notes as written.It’s that simple.
– Patti LuPone (via youregonnalovetomorrow)
Wait. Patti, you are not at liberty to say that. Please listen to your recording of Anything Goes. You do it tastefully, but you’re still optioning.
(via beltingandbeveling)
Patti that is some straight up bull shit and you know it
(via...
me in the morning: i'm tired don't look at me
me at school: i'm tired don't touch me
me after school: i'm tired don't talk to me
me blogging at 3 in the morning: hey guys i have so much energy who wants to swim to africa and back?????
How I want to be cheered up if I'm down
heyfunniest:
jack-sparrow:
oh right.
the poison.
the poison for kuzco.
the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco.
kuzco’s poison.